I realize that comparatively speaking this is a pathetic list of ways to reach me. However, I must be honest that I believe social media networks are a vicious disease for which humanity has no antibodies, vaccine, or cure. I mean no disrespect to anyone who willingly participates in the collapse of Western civilization. I simply have to spend my days wondering how many people I know like the last meal I ate instead of knowing for sure. That being said, if you email me at the address above I will happily tell you something funny I thought of driving home from the grocery store.